
1. taken a picture naked? do I look like some sort of pornstar to you?
2. painted your room? I only painted my mom's mom before
3. made out with a member of the same sex? during preschool some gay kid tried to french tongue me during nap time FML...if that counts
4. drove a car? who can live without a car nowadays?
5. danced in front of your mirror? its pretty tempting to dance while flexing the mouse once in a while
6. have a crush? Man...i absolutely love the soft drink
7. been dumped? yes, by my mom cause thats how i came out of this world if that makes any sense!
8. stole money from a friend? no cause I'm usually the one lending out money. People never pay me back though FML
9. gotten in the car with people you didnt know? yea that bald headed Taxi driver named Frankie
10. been in a fist fight? eh?....how did you think I survived elementary school being in one of the most gangsta neighborhoods in Canada.....
11. had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yes, my Fishes...they probably didn't care that I change their water and gave them food everyday...in the end i pretty much gave them all away to my uncle.
12. had feelings for a friend? depends what kind of feelings, sometimes i come across some fake friends and their attitudes really piss me off...as for the nICE friends, HUgz to ya'll!
i realized today is Friday...and question number 13 is missing omG is it a coincidence? that's just bad luck
14. made out with a stranger? Hell yeaz my new pillow so Soft and Comfy...this stranger came from WALMART...and i think it was imported from China BABy OH YEAH!
15. met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yep at the study lounge for homework...and she kept on copying my answers, i felt like saying Cmon at least try it yourself first.....
16. left your house with out telling your parents? Canada is free Country, this slogan says it all.
17. had a crush on your neighbor? my neighbor is a family with a little kid...you think I'm a pedo? :O PFfffff OF COURSE.............................not.
18. ditched school to do something more fun? yes the teacher talked in such a monotonic Voice I felt like sleeping...so instead I went home and did my homework instead. If you can consider that more fun, good for U.
19. slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? Preschool really haunted me (find answer above)
20. seen someone die? yah some poor fellow died when he jumped up watching Grudge2 in the movie theatre....poor him, those japanese film producers are pro...compared to the lame zombie fest movies in USA
21. been on a plane? a plane of what? if its grass then I'm sure of it. If its the Airplane, then yes too after all how am i writing this on FB? wasn't I in China? XD
22. kissed a picture? nope I always think...why kiss a picture when you can have the real deal
23. slept in until 3? nope 5 Baby! i slept in till 5 am!............. in the morning that is...to write songs
24. miss someone right now? QQ soooooo much! MwaaaAaaAUuUuh best wishes on your exams!<3
25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? As a child I used to watch clouds on a mountaintop with my daddy
26. made a snow angel? Snow isn't my friend so why should I.However, I did make one out of paper during a Craft lesson...come to think of it it looked more like a ghost.
27. played dress up? OmG Mr. Dressup I loved that show learned to make so many props for youtube from that knowledge
28. cheated while playing a game? me and a friend was playing Street fighter and he bet that he'd win for 5 bucks...right before he KOed me i pulled the plug and said AHHAHAH i won't let you win!
29. been lonely? i'm always by myself doing my own thing, sometimes you could say that...
30. fallen asleep at work/school? yes Monotonic profs...there's TOOOOO MAny of them jeeZ Fire Some they suCK.... XP
hey...at least i'm being honest, i'm sure you'll agree too.
31. been to a bar? not interested in Alcohol, plus there's nothing to do at the bar......maybe if it has kareoke or piano i'll go....really it depends what kind of bar Sushi bar for sure
32. felt an earthquake? I live in Saskatchewan, a province in which my geology teacher says Nothing remotely dangerous will ever occur here, hellz were in the middle of canada surrounded by a bunch of Wheat....not even sitting on any tectonic subduction zones...
33. touched a snake? i don't care what you think but back in China Snake soup was da shitZ it taste better than KFC!
34. ran a red light? yah While a friend was in my car saying Did you know there's a pop quiz tomorrow worth 15% of your mark? and I was like WaaaAAaAaaaH? (staring over) and FML i realized during that moment i ran a red light. Thank god i didn't get hit.
35. been suspended from school? all the time in elementary school during the first days cause I always said Fuck U to
teacher by mimicking what other kids say.
36. had detention? yes, even in daycare I threw some fat pork on some guy's chair cause the daycare food made me wanna barf...daycare lady locked me up in a closet for whole day, if you can call that detention
37. been in a car accident that you didnt cause? Never had an accident before...god bless the time i accidentally red lighted it....
38. hated the way you look? looks not as important as personality so I don't hate anything about it. Even if I lose my looks in the future, Its safe to say that my skills are here to stay
39. witnessed a crime? one of my relative's kids stealing Chocolate from her own candy jar even after her mom said NO!
39. been the person doing the crime? yes I stole a Toy car from Zellers when i was 5...cause my parents didn't want to buy me it... I realized I was wrong and ended up walking back there and paying for it though =D with my own piggy bank money. Felt like i was Jean Valjean from Les Miserables.
40. pole danced? don't believe i'm sexy enough for pole dancing...I'll leave that occupation for the hot girls out there
41. been lost? been lost in my own musical world ever since I started composing music...so many stories, so many dreams, i must get lost even further! (runs back to the piano) XD God i'm such a Nerd...
42. been to the opposite side of the country? Only journeyed to the West before, unfortunately with nobody accompanying...not even a monkey or a piglet, less a monk that demons Feel like drooling over :P~...
43. felt so sick you thought you might die? haven't been sick for over 10 years. My tip: Eat well sleep well work with minimal amount of stress and relax for the remainder of the time.
44. cried yourself to sleep? yes on one of the days my life felt like shit
46. sang karaoke? yes- love singing jay Chou songs anyone wanna go KTV with me?
47. done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? I wasn't going to continue these questions cause its sooOOooOO long LOL but...i'm doing it anyways)
48. laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? o god yes it felt like vomiting...thats exactly what it was.
49. caught a snowflake on your tongue? When a snowflake falls down through the ozone layer, it collects dust and hence becomes polluted, do you think I want it in my mouth?
50. kissed the rain? what? the Korean Singer? (slowly backs away) Alright guys i'm not Gay alright?
51. sang in the shower? Gotta Loves the Bathroom REverB Oh BAbYYY!
52. had sex in a park? ROFLz who the hell made these questions I demand to know! o and answer is Nope...
my Joystick of Death will only belong to my special someone ->QQ
53. had a dream where you were married? yes…and damnZ...had like 300 kids, Could form a revolution just like the Spartans vs Xerxes at Hells gate
54. glued your hand to something? I'm quite careful if that answers your question
55. got your tongue/”arm” stuck to a flag pole? my mom always tell me people with diseases spit on or touch those public poles, I end up never touching them.
56. ever gone to school partially naked? do I look like a pornstar?
57. been a cheerleader? B I N G O and BINGO Was his name oh, I was a cheerleader for my friend's grandma at the Bingo place...god thats embarassing ...
58. sat on a roof top? yes, I re-shingled my entire Roof cause dad said "its too high and scary up there :O Xian you do it!"
59. didn’t take a shower for a week? I shower everyday proper hygiene keeps you looking fresh.
60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Naw I realized if you turn off the sound, there is no such thing as scary movie...you just see Ketchup blood flying all over the place
61. played with chicken? yes, I owned a batch of Chickens but fed them too much and they became overweight and died :(
62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? nobody can surprise me with anything physical...my reflexes are too fast
where's 63..............the person making these questions must hate the number 3...........
64. broken a bone? Nope (maybe using short answer is not a bad idea :P)
65. been easily amused? ahah its pretty hard to amuse me, cause there's nothing i haven't seen before including ET flying across the sky.
66. laughed so hard you cried? did you know that laughter is caused by a sudden shock or surprise resulting in an adrenaline rush to the mind triggering an imbalance in the pituitary gland ironically followed by a feeling of sorrow right afterwards? this is why laughing sounds like crying sometimes. So yes i laugh and i cry same shitz
67. mooned/flashed someone? HOpe one day i can be just like micheal jackson...high voice and flashing move ftw
68. cheated on a test? haha… if you would consider writing down physics formulas on my Calculator cheating XD
69: forgotten someones name? I have aural and photographic memory (not joking)
70. slept naked? yup just like romeo where he wakes up to the sunlight with the softest baby bum and juliet walks up to him and goes, Good morning hun, Slap Slap pinch pinch Nice ASssSsss lets jump in bed and continue where we left off last night RWAooOOAR! ahahha jk jk wtf am i thinking...But yes i have slept naked.
71. gone skinny dipping? Dunk tanks count right? cause those are so not worth it, I almost caught a cold cause the water was freezing.
73. blacked out from drinking? I don't drink nor am i interested in Alcohol...it shrinks the brain and dumbs down your reflexes.
74. played a prank on someone? During April Fools I said I was gonna introduce a hot girl to my friend and when the door opened it turned out to be his mom.
75. gone to a late night movie? yes, i gone into my room watching online that is, aZn Cheap way ftw online is actually pretty high quality and my screen is huge.
76. made love to anything not human? Seriously I always thought if it would be possible to have a bird man hybrid (daydreams...) ......but anyways back on topic ......EWWWWWWWWWWW no
77. failed a class? yes cause I made a video on youtube saying how the teacher was so monotonic and boring. Later he saw the video and failed me for it FML. Kids becareful what you post on youtube.
78. choked on something you’re not supposed to eat? ever choked on your own spit?....wait nvm pretend i didn't say that
79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours in total? Music is my lifeZ so yes piano 13 hour practice every single day.
80. been cheated on? Friend-wise yes, Its quite hard to earn my trust nowadays. So many backstabbers out there be careful.
81. did you celebrate the 4th of July? nope im Canadian
82. thrown strange objects? yep, a baby Mouse fetus in a jar during bio class
83. felt like killing someone? I can honestly say i don't like my dad...but not so much that I want to kill him.
84. felt like running away? there's a camp called Runawayfromhome ...I've always wanted to see what its like there
86. did drugs? Yea prescription drugs such as penicillin Treating coughs and infections
87. had detention and not attend it?yea I Ranawayfromschool
88. ask me anything i'll answer it in my blog or facebook ^^ add me
89. made a parent cry? yes when I told my dad you aint getting any of This if you keep shouting and hitting me for no reason, (shows him some money) god its great to be all grown up XD
90. cried about someone? I never cry my music cries for me.
91. had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? As I said my stickZ and supersaiyan Sperm is saved for my special QQ nobody else in this world will touch it...period
92. dated someone you didn’t even like? nope
93. had/have a dog? a robotic one, it runs on batteries...Triple A that is
94. no question
95. own an instrument? Voice and Piano are my main instruments
96. been in band? I'm a lone wolf
97. drank 25 sodas in a day? substitute that for water and I could say yes.
98. broken a CD? I'm very careful with things so NOpe
99. shot a gun? yes I went to police cadet camp for 2 weeks. Those babies are so loud almost felt like i was going deaf afterwards.
100. had feelings for one of your best friends? I thought all good friends have feelings for each other, afterall how did they become friends in the first place if they felt bad about each other ? LOLz
Yaaaayz i can't believe you made it so far to read my entire list of note answers ahah
as for the blank questions that occassionally end in ...3, i'll let you guys ask me anything and i'll answer it truthfully.= in the comments below.
Wish ya'll a great day ahead and have an awesome weekend (Big hugz to everybody) <3
-Xianning
i have a question. do u only date azns?
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